Spouses of Yarn Hoarders Heavyweight T-shirt

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At some point, "Shh... I'm Counting!" stops being a sentence and starts being a name. This tee makes it official, with a small "Hello, My Name Is" tag on the front confessing what every yarn hoarder's spouse has heard on repeat. Flip it around, and the back reveals a full support-group crest: "Spouses of Yarn Hoarders Support Group," complete with a mock hotline for anyone feeling like the designated body man, wallet, or chauffeur — plus a donut and a coffee cup, arm in arm, doing double duty as both the happy couple and the classic support-group meeting spread. It's the perfect gift for the person who's stood by their hoarder through thick, thin, and an unreasonable stash — and has the coping mechanisms to prove it.

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SIZE GUIDE

At some point, "Shh... I'm Counting!" stops being a sentence and starts being a name. This tee makes it official, with a small "Hello, My Name Is" tag on the front confessing what every yarn hoarder's spouse has heard on repeat. Flip it around, and the back reveals a full support-group crest: "Spouses of Yarn Hoarders Support Group," complete with a mock hotline for anyone feeling like the designated body man, wallet, or chauffeur — plus a donut and a coffee cup, arm in arm, doing double duty as both the happy couple and the classic support-group meeting spread. It's the perfect gift for the person who's stood by their hoarder through thick, thin, and an unreasonable stash — and has the coping mechanisms to prove it.

 

Pro tip! Measure one of your favorite fitting T’s at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length – Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width – Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length – Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Size LabelLengthWidthSleeve length
S26 ⅝18 ¼16 ¼
M2820 ¼17 ¾
L29 ⅜2219
XL30 ¾2420 ½
2XL31 ⅝2621 ¾
3XL32 ½27 ¾23 ¼

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).